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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Dont Spark Me Bro on December 28, 2012, 08:32 pm
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Alright relax, now that we're all jumpy and ready to beat me for snitching. We're not talking about The Road. Not even the offline Substance market: I've got a problem with a crazy.
That problem has a name, two hands, two feet, and a history of bribing the law so they'll look the other way while he burns people to death - and apparently now it's my turn. So FBI is the only answer. Obviously: Get evidence/witness list together before I even talk to them, calm the hell down, try to sleep. Try not to be worried sick every day.
Has anyone done this before? If I go in for a meeting (I'm not guilty of anything here) did you just pass metal detectors, or did you get the sniffdown from Special Agent Paws?
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What in the hell are you going on about? Some guy is burning people to death? If so then go to the FBI!
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LMAO...good luck. Bring us back some info if ya can ;)
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You just missed Mr. McJunkin... have no idea what the new guy will charge.
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I'M Spartacus!
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Ok, so it took me like 6 times of reading this to actually understand what OP was asking.
The FBI is asking you to come in for an interview/questioning/meeting about a serious crime you've witnessed, correct? And you're wondering if they're going to search you like mad, question you about everything possible and figure out you're using SR and blahblahblah, right?
Here's what you don't do:
-get high. leave it for after you're out of there.
-bring anything illegal with you. this also includes any knives, guns, nail clippers, lighters...basically anything you absolutely don't need. bring your ID, and that's it.
-seem sketchy. if you don't freak, they won't freak.
-say stupid shit. anything that has to do with anything other than the case at hand...shut up. (yes, i stress the word anything)
-be unprepared. write down any questions you have for them. compile your own evidences/witness lists/etc. makes the process smoother.
Just be prepared for an entire search. So take a nice shower, put on decent clothes, and prepare to be searched like you're getting on a plane (at least). It'll probably be just like entering a court house-your shit gets x-rayed and you go through a metal detector. You might also just walk through the door and not be really searched much....idk. Just expect the full shebang and you'll be more at ease.
It'll be alright.
Bring us tasty info about whatever you can get!!
P.S. cameras will be everywhere, i'm sure, so don't pick your nose. And yes, they will be recording everything you say and everything you do (insert george carlin voice).
Good luck.
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Call Batman.
X)
nomad